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The last chapter of ‘The Bear and the… Maiden Fair?’ is coming, I swear to god it is. And if you’re waiting for it, I am so sorry, but it is going to be a huge ass chapter, because I refuse to split it in multiple parts. Dear god, it’s long. But I love it, and I think you’ll love it, too.

Get ready for them feels, buddy. It is in no shortage of that.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, check out the full story, it’s a doozy. There’s princes and knights and magic and asshole bad guys. It’s great fun for the whole family.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8585482/chapters/19686955

2 weeks ago  -  8 notes
Tagged: #egobang #bangiplier #shipgrumps #fanfic #actually it's not family friendly #there's a lot of violence and some gore #but other than that #it's fun #prince dan #knight arin #asshole mark #angst and all that jazz
Anonymous asked:
We need a happy light-hearted Peach-Bowser variant of this because /wow/

Hahaha. I much prefer the darker take, but it’s a free concept, if you want to use it as your own. Don’t think you’ll be upsetting me if you want to throw on your own twist to the story. :)

3 weeks ago
chloe-creep asked:
HI OKAY SO A FRIEND SHOWED ME YOUR FIC AND IM LITERALLY DYING ITS SO GOOD THANK YOU YOU ARE A GIFT. I seriously read it all in less than a day and when I wasn't reading I was thinking about it and that's how you know it's fucking great. Thank you my dude, I cannot wait for more

Oh my goodness, thank you so much! I’m happy to hear you like my work. This one has definitely been fun for me. It’s coming to an end soon, which makes me kinda sad, but I hope you enjoy what’s in store! ;)

3 weeks ago  -  4 notes

feetheimpossiblegirl:

OH MY GOD. @faembrosia I GAVE YOU MY HEART. MOMMA MADE YOU A CANNOLI. WE BROKE BREAD TOGETHER. I HAVE LOVED YOU.
AND THIS.. THIS IS HOW I GET REPAID.
YOU RIP MY HEART. YOU DANCE WITH IT IN THE STREET. YOU USE MY TEARS TO FLAVOR YOUR MARGARITA. YOU FEAST ON MY HEART BREAK.

You did good sister, I am heartbroken and craving more.

*holds up empty wine glass to your tears* Yeeessss… YESSSSSSS… I thirst!

1 month ago  -  7 notes  -  Reblogged from
Tagged: #god you crack me up #i've never had cannoli before #it sounds pretty good though #i'm feeling in a pasta mood

feetheimpossiblegirl:

faembrosia:

feetheimpossiblegirl:

faembrosia:

feetheimpossiblegirl:

faembrosia:

feetheimpossiblegirl:

I’ve been avoiding ao3 because I know @faembrosia has updated her fic and I’m terrified she is going to break my heart.

Even if I do, know that I’m here to console you and drink your tears.

Then we can both feast upon my sadness!
Also, your tags killed me.

You kill me, girl. But seriously, read the update. It’s a long one. And I’m really proud of it.

.. Will Arin be okay? I left off when he was stuck with Markimoo.
Am I going to cry? I’m going to cry. I better have wine at home…

I doooooonnnnn’t knooooowweww! Just read it and tell me what you think! ;)

Alright! As soon as I find the wine.. Or whiskey. Whatever makes my heart hurt less.

For snacks, definitely muenster cheese. It goes well with a sweet wine. Also chocolate is good. I’m normally into pink moscato or tequila
But currently we have a german riesling. I recommend it. Tequila goes well with heartbreak too. Cabo Wabo, blue bottle. Not too bad.

1 month ago  -  13 notes  -  Reblogged from
Tagged: #let's just have a shipgrumps saturday where we all get drunk and write #i'll free up my schedule

feetheimpossiblegirl:

faembrosia:

feetheimpossiblegirl:

faembrosia:

feetheimpossiblegirl:

I’ve been avoiding ao3 because I know @faembrosia has updated her fic and I’m terrified she is going to break my heart.

Even if I do, know that I’m here to console you and drink your tears.

Then we can both feast upon my sadness!
Also, your tags killed me.

You kill me, girl. But seriously, read the update. It’s a long one. And I’m really proud of it.

.. Will Arin be okay? I left off when he was stuck with Markimoo.
Am I going to cry? I’m going to cry. I better have wine at home…

I doooooonnnnn’t knooooowweww! Just read it and tell me what you think! ;)

1 month ago  -  13 notes  -  Reblogged from
Tagged: #omg that sounds good #i'll bring the wine if you bring the snacks #and we can cry together #it'll be fun

feetheimpossiblegirl:

faembrosia:

feetheimpossiblegirl:

I’ve been avoiding ao3 because I know @faembrosia has updated her fic and I’m terrified she is going to break my heart.

Even if I do, know that I’m here to console you and drink your tears.

Then we can both feast upon my sadness!
Also, your tags killed me.

You kill me, girl. But seriously, read the update. It’s a long one. And I’m really proud of it.

1 month ago  -  13 notes  -  Reblogged from
Tagged: #on tonight's menu is a riesling paired with chocolate whipped yogurt #i've had naybe six glasses #i lost count #about to finish the second bottle #i"m an adult #you deserve to be treated girl
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